Just Don't

A few weeks ago I went to this comedy thing at the UCB Theater where they have different guests come on in sort of a talk show format and one of the guests was none other than VICE Magazine co-founder Gavin McInnes. For his portion of the show, Gavin did a "live" version of the popular Dos and Don'ts feature from the magazine, but using photos taken earlier of the AUDIENCE as they waited in line to get in the theater. The result was an awkward series of jokes including his describing one of the female members of the audience as "a fat dork" as she sat there, probably hoping for the sweet mercy of death. ANYWAY, I've been wanting to do this ever since.


Wow, the founder of VICE Magazine making fun of an overweight, socially-awkward shut-in. Kinda like Chuck Norris kicking the shit out out of a retarded kid.


Thre's just nothing cooler than building your entire personal style around looking like a bad alcoholic father who paints houses and talks about how awesome high school was all the time.


Do you have any idea how difficult it is to manage to look more ridiculous than the guy next to you who is wearing a big mesh trucker hat that says "World Champion" on it?


This is what would happen if Skolnik from Revenge of the Nerds grew up to become a pedophile.


You just killed irony.


The reception consisted of hanging out at this apartment owned by some dude named Nicklebag, while "wedding photographer" Terry Richardson took pictures of everybody drinking Sparks and doing heroin until the bridesmaids all passed out naked in a pile of their own puke, at which point Richardson fucked them.


I know this isn't Gavin McInnes. It's just some douche that came up when I typed "Gavin Vice" into Google Image search. I think he's vice president of a consulting company or something. Anyway, when you think about it, they pretty much look the same so why the fuck not?